A small dissertation on latrines

Ahh, the Army, it has its moments

When in the army (or ROTC) and very low man on totem pole. It is true that sometimes getting things done can be difficult.
Like when going to the latrine (bathroom for those who don't speak army) one must talk to at least four people to get it approved, then receive an OPORD and a WARNO. Once all thats done, and one finally makes it to the latrine, they need to call up higher for further instructions (because soldiers can't wipe their own rears without someone telling them how) After completing the above objective, one must give a SALUTE report, LACE report, and check back in with the same four people they checked out with. Plus, one better hope there is no FRAGO's in this operation, or it might make things a little difficult.

Just thought I would share that with everyone.